Sunday, February 10, 2008

Dressed for Success

Overall, I like humans. (Peeps, as I call them.) My Peeps are pretty good to me. We eat regularly, have occasional snacks, run in the field and roll in stinky stuff whenever we find it. Unfortunately, they’ve yet to figure out the benefits of those aromas and insist on bathing us afterwards. But still...

By some pet-owning standards, we have it pretty good. Guess it depends on your point of view.

Take ultra-spoiled pets, for example. They sleep in luxury, have seasonal clothing, dine on fine cuisine and seem to have every advantage.

If you want to spend big money on pets, it’s very easy to find places to take your cash. Try for example. For $1,800 your dog can sleep in this bed. It's chenille with crystal legs and comes with a throw pillow. This thing makes my blanket look pretty rank.

Does you dog cruise around the house barefoot? The shame of it. What about this stunning ruby slippers - only $59.

Then there's the dog who's not happy with their looks. Humans have the advantage of dressing up their image. Why should dogs be limited? So, FINALLY, someone has come up with dog wigs. Just take a look at these beauties. This is the Bo Derek line, with a simple gold necklace complimenting the elegant look of braids.

But even better is this look, called the J-Lo. This mass of cascading curls will make any dog look like a million, even a plain Chihuahua!

Of course, those are girly looks. Us guys need some help every now and then, too. So here you go.

All I can say is this - thank goodness there's finally something available to hide my bald spot!
'Til Later, Buddy

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